Red alarm expression3/16/2023 ![]() ![]() Kryten: “Well, the basic difference is that an android would never rip off a human’s head and spit down his neck.” Kryten: “With respect, sir, they’re not androids, they’re Simulants.” If I wanted to share a cell with an irritating lump of wood, I’d have moved in with an Australian soap star.” – Rimmer Have you seen the size of an egg? Seen the size of a chicken’s bum? That’s what all the clucking was about.” Lister: “It was better than being a chicken. Lister: “You can’t confuse Rimmer with a book. Lister: “We’re a real Mickey Mouse operation, aren’t we?”Ĭat: “Mickey Mouse? We ain’t even Betty Boop!”Īce Rimmer: “You can’t judge a book by its cover.” We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. One drawback with that: the abbreviation is c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s.” – Rimmer ![]() “I think we’re losing sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between ‘The League Against Salivating Monsters’ or my own personal preference, which is ‘The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society’. Kryten: “Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.” Lister: “Someone who badly needed a pen.” Kryten: “The poor sucker must have written it using a combination of his own blood, and even his own intestines.” “Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich.” – Rimmer Tomorrow, I’m going to see if I can have sex with something!” – Cat I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. His name’s Rimmer, or ‘smeghead’, or ‘dinosaur-breath’, or ‘molecule-mind’, or on rare occasions when you want to be really mega-polite to him – and we’re talking mega polite here – on those exceptional circumstances you can call him ‘a**ehole’.” – Lister The same IQ as 6,000 PE teachers.” – Holly “I am Holly, the ship’s computer, with an IQ of 6,000. ![]()
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